Well, when in a relationship, it is good to do things together. Following that idea, then what is better than going to a strip club with your wife?

Dave, one of her friends from a long way back, has been back in touch lately. He has a DJ gig a couple nights a week at a club called Follies. Angela was helping him with the music software he uses, so they went out for a couple drinks after they were done. I joined them after work finally planed out.

Did I mention he is blind? I know, a blind guy working at a strip club. Life is full of this sort of thing. Anyway…

So, I generally consider it a good night when I can sit around with the love of my life, having a couple drinks. Even better when we are talking about the attributes of various women that were dancing around us.

Still, life has a way of making sure a person doesn’t get too big of a head. So when I got home, I noticed there was a bit of an issue with one of the cats. I noticed there were a bunch of leaves stuck to his butt when I was feeding him. After further inspection, I see that he had some poo issues and that problem has left its mark, so to speak (the reason the leaves were stuck to his backside).

So, the end result of all of this was that I got to end the day washing cat ass in the bathroom sink after spending the evening at a strip club with my wife and a blind guy. Not what I expected when waking up this morning.

Like I said, life is full of this sort of thing.

(Edited 4/12/15 to remove spam.)