I don’t hate kids, necessarily. I like working with the good ones as long as I can give them back at the end of the day. However, I imagine I would have more fun sawing my own leg off with the edge of a dull rusted teaspoon than raising a child. Motherhood is NOT for me.
I’m not even sure how I discovered this page, but it is BRILLIANT! Here is the description from the website:
The Nietzsche Family Circus pairs a randomized Family Circus cartoon with a randomized Friedrich Nietzsche quote. Refresh the page to see a new comic and share your favorites by clicking permalink.
 We have art in order not to die of the truth.
(Edited 4/15/15 to remove spam, relink image.)
My life has not been straight, in a line or otherwise